There are probably about a million billion schmillion pages on the web dedicated to the weird, funny, and often inappropriate things kids say. So, dammit, I wanted to have one of them. And not just because I didn’t want to be left out, but because I really have heard some doosies in my time, and haven’t I promised to share what I know?
They say wisdom comes from the mouths of babes (see also: ‘women’s intuition’ ….. hmmmm does that mean good looking women’s intuition is exceptionally accurate?) so perhaps we should pay close attention to these insightful gems –
2 year old girl bemoans:
“I have way too many babies to take care of, because I have eight. And that, [wagging finger at me] is toooooooo many.”
4 year old boy informs me:
“I don’t think I will ever want to have sex. [“Why not?”] Because it really is true that the penis goes into the vagina.”
3 year old boy asks:
“What’s your name? [“Brigid”] It doesn’t really matter if I forget because I can just talk to you without saying your name and no one will notice.”
6 year old boy agrees:
“It’s true when they say you wouldn’t steal a car but you would steal a movie [referring to illegal download ads]. [“They are actually trying to say you shouldn’t do either”] Well they’re barking up the wrong tree, then.”
4 year old girl consoles me:
“30 is a lot older than 4, but you might not be too old yet.”
Share some of the sh*t you’ve heard kids say!
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